Well, I'm back! Fucked off to Spain. I had a good time.
I got the chance to be me. Found a part of me, a part I thought was dead. I spent most of my time alone and walking with no directions. I felt like I could breathe again. I let the water take me. Far too much beer was drunk, but hey, i'm young!
It's their way of trying to offend me. Little do they know how many minions, lowlifes, and god fearing vanilla citizens have tried that already. Then regretted their lame efforts.
RM are twats. They just about manage a letter through the right letterbox. A box of shoes, paid by me for their special delivery service? Nah, they can't handle it so they leave it in the van and pop a note through my door saying I've got to go pick it up because I wasn't in. Lies!
Or u r not receiving my emails and r complaining about that, or u r lazy in responding to them.
ReplyDeleteNot receiving them. Not lazy.
DeleteSomething must be very wrong over there. Ever check ur junk mail folder?
DeleteAnyway, here they r.
May 28:
Ah u went to Spain eh? Had some Cava? Amontillado? Pacharán maybe?
Go to my blog, read the latest entries, and u'll get an idea.
May 31:
Hmmmm, the last one i got from u was "Don't forget me", and i replied to that one immediately Ur Majesty.
Now get that T-mobile shit fixed!
Oh, my.... It says you're Spam!
DeleteIt's their way of trying to offend me. Little do they know how many minions, lowlifes, and god fearing vanilla citizens have tried that already. Then regretted their lame efforts.
DeleteSounds fun. Happy for U
ReplyDeleteAnd what about MY last email, from the 15th of March(2012), asking how are you? Did you just ignore that one, Your Imperial Highness?
ReplyDeleteMarch 15? But Master, that's soooooo long ago. Many emails crossed the ocean since then. How could i remember?
DeleteNot you! You usually reply to my junk. I'm talking about the young señorita, la dueña de este blog.
DeleteDidn't get it. Nowhere to be found.
DeleteMaybe I'll better send the next message by Royal Mail.
DeleteI don't care for the Royals.
DeleteVery good mu Bathing Beauty. I can't stand these feudal leftovers either.
DeletePaula, it isn't actually the Royals who deliver the letters.
DeleteRM are twats. They just about manage a letter through the right letterbox. A box of shoes, paid by me for their special delivery service? Nah, they can't handle it so they leave it in the van and pop a note through my door saying I've got to go pick it up because I wasn't in. Lies!
DeleteHehe, Royal Mail & Yodel tried to spoil your December, eh? Have you tried this one:
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Yes, alongside other things. Bit early for that festive business.
DeleteFinito.
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